Calmness In Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works,

and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show,

you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, ‘The

way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things

you have started and have never finished.’

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I

started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving

home this morning, I finished off a bottle of

Cabernet, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a package

of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,

the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box

of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

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